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Wöörni swaying up the stairs
the air keeps moving with some flares.
Every move is aimed at glory
now listen to the complete story.

Some years ago he made us confess
me and my son we want to play chess.
It's a pity his son later broke away
but Wöörni just will make the day.

He hurried up in making progress
played around with terrific success
fearful people heared to say
Wöörni once will make the day.

At least he got the final beam
now reinforces our team
the captain shouts: "hip-hip-hurra"
Wöörni's going to make the day.

In every way a funny creature
he did his job as "fucking teacher"
his pupils paralised in pray
Wöörni - please don't make the day.

The nickname of our bravest knight
will be gotten by him right.
If I walk on the "wooden way"
Wöörni will make me the day.